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I have semi-dedicated pages to my "Batman: The Animated Series" reviews.

It is to be found... here.

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The Hollywood Stones

When I rock Henry for his naps, I often take my iPod touch and watch videos. As I rock, I'll search YouTube for live music I haven't seen. As fate would have it, I recently stumbled off the usual Rolling Stones path and landed on the Hollywood Stones, the tribute band formerly known as Sticky Fingers.

Tribute bands are fascinating and their very existence initiates a series of incredibly weird questions as I rock a baby: do they, the band, only listen to one band? Is being the cover version of Bill Wyman any more exciting than being the ACTUAL Bill Wyman? If I met these guys, would they be fun to talk to or would they be crazy because all their knowledge would circle around one thing? At what point do you figure "this guy looks the part, so we can teach him the drums?" Do you think they're happy the real Stones still put out new music, or do they even bother with it?

Another weird thing about these guys (and it would seem with most cover/tribute bands) is it's hard to find details on their website. Now maybe it's because I'm doing this on a tiny touch screen, but the hollywoodstones.com site looks like one page with a photo and some quotes. I had to get show info from their MySpace page, and I didn't enjoy it.

Yeah, I'm thinking about checking these guys out. I feel it would potentially satisfy a piece of me that I could get nowhere else, including with the actual Rolling Stones. By remaing free from true 100% reality, the Hollywood Stones are like a walking hit list. They seem to play and perform the way that we WANT the Stones to be. Lead singer Dick Swagger, a name that seems a little more telling than it needs to be, can give you the "Gimme Shelter" look, or the 70's glam, or the 80's athletic pants versions of Jagger.

Looks go a long way for most of the band. Swagger moves like Jagger even if his face more resembles Freddie Mercury (either he couldn't sing like Mercury -- which would totally make sense -- or his heart just wasn't in it). Keef Riffoff (oh boy...) does a lot with a wig and a pout to make up for his looks. I've also seen him do the patented riff-kick more in some ten videos than I think Keith Richard has done in his life, but who could blame him?

It's interesting that they went with a Mick Taylor guitarist (with the most plausible fake name Rick Taylor) as opposed to a Ronnie Wood or even Brian Jones. It's also weird that this guy actually looks more like the guitarist from Aerosmith, an observation which opens up a whole new level of who's-covering-who mess that I don't care to enter. Harley Watts and Will Hyman round out the rhythm section and these Mad Magazine level names.

Most importantly, the Hollywood Stones sound like we (which really should read "I") want the real Stones to sound. They even play "Only Rock n' Roll" better/the way I prefer (the way as seen in the video for the song. Since the late 70's, the Stones play it this less sexed up way that I find boring and dull. Luckily, they only play it at EVERY SINGLE CONCERT THEY DO. I'm almost done with parentheticals). Same goes for the first half of their "You Can't Always Get What You Want," as I've mentioned earlier. Their "Jumpin' Jack Flash" feels like the ROCK N' ROLL CIRCUS version, and the only songs I've heard that was more "meh" were " Under My Thumb" (which is a tough one anyway) and "Emotional Rescue."


I feel a strange kind of envy towards the Hollywood Stones. I like to sing along and I work on my strut and leg kick in my spare time. I think it's part of the reason why I like the Hives so much. 5-man band, one lead singer, super strut-cocky. And I've always sort of been genetically programmed to love bands like The Faces or The Black Crowes for the same reasons. It's down and dirty and playing the types of stuff the Stones are known for. I love it. But these guys -- The Hollywood Stones -- have it down.

I guess.

It's just weird. I have always fantasized about joining a band onstage for a huge concert, but has that ever really happened to anyone outside of Judas Priest? And when that happened, did that make guys like the Hollywood Stones think "Hey! If someone quits the Rolling Stones, I'll be ready to step in for them?" What's the career path? Do they hope to make the real Stones feel like less of a nostalgia show by comparison? And do they only play Rolling Stones songs at home? Do they have a rivalry with Beatles tribute bands? Do fans of the Beatles tribute bands call out the Hollywood Stones for just following in the Beatles tribute band's footsteps? Are such things even possible?

I get it and I don't get it.

Semi-Legitimate

In case you've ever wondered "Does he write about these things for money, or just for the pure pleasure?" I have an answer for you: some money.

I've recently began writing reviews for WILDsound.ca, and one of the TV series I'm covering is the "Batman" animated series from the 1990's.

The first review can be found here. Spoiler, it's largely glowing.

Also a quick clarification: I don't know what WILDsound.ca does or why their sight is laid out the way it is. It just is.

Relative, and Not

A couple quick things:

1.) A review I wrote has been published on WILDsound.com. Though I wouldn't recommend going to that exact address, rather THIS one for the general sight. My review for last week's "30 Rock" can be found here. As I will be covering the series, please keep eyes peeled.

2.) More relative to this page, this movie exists:



I'm interested, but a little apprehensive. As a friend and fellow complainer about "Star Wars" has said, enough is enough already. We're all disappointed in George Lucas, but do we really need a whole movie about it?

Apparently.

Batman Birthday, Part 2

Quick poll: how many people think I'm identified with Batman to my family?

Polls closed because there's no need for a poll. I am COMPLETELY identified with Batman.

For my birthday I received:

Batman sleep shorts, a Batman trucker hat (aka "Bat-douche"), and these gold-toed black socks, which coupled with the previous items look like Batman dress socks.

Added to the the shirt I was already wearing and the sweatshirt I often wear, you get this horrifying image:

I also received an address book...

On my other obsessions, two gifts were given to me in theme bags...

That makes 5-ish Batman and only 1 "Star Wars" (and a Clone Wars bag to boot), so to even the score, I received a birthday card that does this.

I can't tell if I'm boring these people or presenting an incredible challenge.

"Saw this... thought of you"

You know that you're obsessed with something when your friends identify you with any item they find resembling that obsession. I'm assuming that when Keith Richards dies or George Lucas becomes President, I'll get many phone calls and emails from friends of mine.

For the moment, this was sent to me by a friend with the "Saw this... thought of you" criteria.