Child Abuse

As the parent who dresses our baby, I take full responsibility for my actions.

As you can see, he's thrilled with this decision.

It's not great parenting, I know. I mean... a faded logo shirt with dark sleeves and cords?

What's next? A hipster fedora?

Eye-Ball Hooks

Babies like contrasting images. Black on white that sort of thing.

I have a lot of Batman shirts.

I gave Henry a bath by sitting in the tub facing him.

This is what he stared at the entire time.



And he didn't take his eyes off it. Well, that's a little over-stated, but he would lock on, that's for sure.